Chanchi (neato_bandito) wrote,
Chanchi
neato_bandito

LONG survey is LONG

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Chance. Yes, for realsies. Chance.
Birthday:October 12, 1984. 1984, oh noes!
Birthplace:My mother's vagina? Also, a hospital. And also, San Diego.
Current Location:Your mom's couch.
Eye Color:Caca colored. Kind of sexy, in a 2 girls 1 cup sort of way, I suppose. If you don't know, GO. Google. NOW. You may never forgive me....and you may never be the same again.
Hair Color:Not not not my real color! A reddish brownish...ah shit. My hair is so huge. Hugey McHairsALot.
Height:5 foot, 1.5 inches. FUCK, I'm short. Do NOT dis that half an inch!
Right Handed or Left Handed:Righty for writing, lefty for throwing heavy objects at you, flipping the bird at unsuspecting bystanders, and painting.
Your Heritage:Filipina, German, French, Mexican, Cherokee - and probably something else.
The Shoes You Wore Today:Ones that make me taller than YOU. Or at least as tall as the average woman.
Your Weakness:The Spoony One. He is.....freaking awesome. And the hugest nerd. EVER. WIN.
Your Fears:I'd say "garlic" but then Marie would shank me in heart.
Your Perfect Pizza:I like how this comes right after "Your Fears".
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Maintain employment.....my job is dumping me for a younger, thinner, sexier employee.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:LAWLZ. LULZ.
Thoughts First Waking Up:Why the FUCK am I awake this early if I just went to bed!?
Your Best Physical Feature:My breasts are A-MAZ-ING. Then again, breasts are ipretty much the best thing Mother Nature even invented. Clearly, I'm biased.
Your Bedtime:Whenever I feel like it, GOSH!
Your Most Missed Memory:My mom.
Pepsi or Coke:Survey, you silly bitch! You forgot DR. PEPPER.
MacDonalds or Burger King:The KING will end you!
Single or Group Dates:I prefer to get straight to the sheets, biotch.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Lipton is made of WIN.
Chocolate or Vanilla:Fruit Mango. LAWL.
Cappuccino or Coffee:Every time I come across the word cappuccino, all I can think about his Robert Schimmel talking about dick cappuccino.
Do you Smoke:Hahahhahaa GOD no! Smoking is SO bad for you. It gives you cancer. Oh wait. Yes, yes I do.
Do you Swear:FUCKING every other word. I'm ladylike.
Do you Sing:Terribly. And often. In the shower and the car.
Do you Shower Daily:Indeed, I do.
Have you Been in Love:For sho.
Do you want to go to College:Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Do you want to get Married:Depends. Is it THE LAW YET!??!
Do you belive in yourself:I believe in Teal'c.
Do you get Motion Sickness:Vertigo when I get up very fast. It's freaking SWEET! No. It's not. It sucks, actually.
Do you think you are Attractive:Not exactly....
Are you a Health Freak:*takes a drag on a Camel* LUL WUT?
Do you get along with your Parents:Octopus.
Do you like Thunderstorms:Uh, YEAH. San Diego has been deprived of thunder and lightning.
Do you play an Instrument:I used to toy on the piano by ear. I've since lost the awesome. Saaaad.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Unfortunately not.
In the past month have you Smoked:I am pretty much a Tobacco CEO's wet dream.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:TABACKY IS WACKY! M I RITE!?
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Does going with Jessie to see UP count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:The outskirts of the mall yes. I try to avoid the gooey, sloppy center.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:That is fucking disgusting, survey.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Kabuki in PB owns my soul.
In the past month have you been on Stage:All the world's a stage...
In the past month have you been Dumped:Yes. Unemployment, here I come!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Awww. No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:A couple of souls here and there.
Ever been Drunk:Two words: Trailer trash. Another two words: Vegas Anus.
Ever been called a Tease:Maaaybeeee. Tee hee!
Ever been Beaten up:No, but I've had others feel compelled to beat someone up for me.
Ever Shoplifted:I accidentally walked out with a pack of soda at the bottom of my cart.
How do you want to Die:Trying to steal a monkey birthday cake.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Pornstar.
What country would you most like to Visit:Peru. Japan. India.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:In a boy/girl?
Favourite Hair Color:Does that mean, like, someone of mixed sex?
Short or Long Hair:Or are we just talking gender here?
Height:Gender, I guess.
Weight:Because if we were talking sex, it would say, "male/female".
Best Clothing Style:NUDE.
Number of Drugs I have taken:79.
Number of CDs I own:Not enough.
Number of Piercings:1. Right nostril. Take that, lefty!
Number of Tattoos:Real? 0. Imaginary? Like 3.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:Nothing. Suck it, Trebek.

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